If Fox are making it, I wouldn't be supprised if they end up playing Gridiron instead. [/b]
*The scene, a sweaty changing room as the Nebraska Springboks put on their padding and prepare for the most important match of their lives. Enter Nelson Mandela, sporting baseball cap, clipboard and whistle...*
<Nelson> *In gruff Brooklyn accent* Alright ladies, tonight we play those damn limeys, the All Blacks...Kerblowski!
<Pienaar> The names Pienaar Coach..
<Mandela> You'll have the name Kerblowski and ya'll better damn like it! You're gonna be our quarter back, if anyone can win the game, it'll be you...
<Os Du Randt> *being played by Martin Lawrence and dressed as a pimp with loads of hoes at his feet* But baws! Hows we gonna lick them dayum Brits?!
<Mandela> By fighting for every inch! Remember boys, if its 3rd down with the clock ticking, think about ya sweetheart back home!
*Meanwhile, the All Blacks plot their victory in their insidious lair...*
<Jonah Lomu> *here played by Alan Rickman with a thick English accent* Bring in these South Africans...
<Random South Africans> *in this case are actually stereotypical Irish/Scottish* Ye may be the All Blacks but'ye'll never stop the craic to be sure!
*Random Riverdance scene*
<Lomu> SILENCE! Zinzan...kill the women and children...*licks his lips in a camp British homo-erotic way* and bring me the
men.....
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You get the idea...?
