With the Masters being played this weekend, here's a golf joke:
It was the Annual General Meeting of the Augusta Golf Course. All of the members attended this meeting as there was a point on the Agenda that had everyone curious and a decision had to be taken regarding the matter.
All the female members appeared rather angry as they stood next to the door in far back, while all the men were sitting luxuriously on the couches, drinking their favourite drink and smoking cigars.
The point on the Agenda was: "Peeing on the Golf Course"
The all-male board was sitting behind a desk, looking at the crowd, glaring at their fellow members. The Chairperson then asked what is the meaning of this matter, and why it is in the Agenda?
One of the angry females then waved at him, and said: "Mr. Chairperson, I speak on behalf of all the female members. We are disgusted that men are peeing on the course while moving from one hole to the next, some don't even stop at the nearest tree!! We therefore request that there must be consideration for us ladies".
The chairperson then said that he requests a quick recess so that he can confer with his fellow directors.
after a few minutes of discussion, the Chairperson called everyone back and said: "We thank our fellow members for their contribution to this meeting, and we have come to a conclusion:"
"ALL FEMALES MAY NOW ALSO PEE ON THE GOLF COURSE".