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Lily Allen is following the footsteps of two other celebs (Jessica Alba and Britney's little sis Jamie-Lynn [okay maybe she's not a "celeb"]) and has announced that she's pregnant. Really? Really? Sex without condoms leads to pregnancy???? I just thought all that talk was nonsense. Apparently now we realise that they were telling us the truth. So, gentlemen, suit up.
Who's the culprit? Ed Simmons of The Chemical Brothers. "Oh my God What Have I Done? Do It Again!" At least he makes cool music. I guess I'm personally frustrated because I had this thing for Lily.
What's funny is the tabloids are all saying "but she'll have to lay off the fags." That has me, being American, laughing, because I'm thinking to myself, if she's pregnant she obviously hasn't been on the fags. Anyway, still, duh, thank you tabloid magazine for warning pregnant women everywhere that smoking may danger you pregnancy...I think you're like 20 years late on that one.
So, there you have it. A Christmas Miracle!
As always, II'm on top of the world of gossip...
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