I don't think Big Ewis...

[dasNdanger]

...ever sleeps. I mean, he's here in the morning, in the afternoon, in the middle of the night. Every time I visit the forum he's posting. It's kinda scary actually...like, maybe he's two or three people posting as the same person (which sorta explains why sometimes he's nice to me, and other times...well... ). Or, maybe he's a time lord or something, ya know...a guy who can travel to any time and make an impact...a veritable Doctor Who, as it were.

So...what do you think?



das

 

[goodNumber10]

I think he's a bot.

 

[Patchey]

He's a Borg.

 

[gaston le gaff]

did you not read about the extra-terestials nor is it testicles who came from far away universes with powers beyond our most vivid imagination, well he was one of them that have all grouped in the desert somewhere in the Middle east, plotting how to take over the world, he as leader decided to start by inflitrating the TRF, then after well who knows, world dommination maybe!!!!! for the moment i think he is winning but can some one explain to these invaders the difference between pros and verbal diarrhoea, this is how we found out about them!!!!!!! so now you are being watched B. E. be careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tony Manx]

I am Big Ewis......................

 

[TRF_heineken]

He has to be a Terrorist cell. That's the only explanation I can come up with. There's however a period of about 2 hours where we have peace and quiet on the forum, but I think that is when the "cell" gather to share info...

 

[gaston le gaff]

He has to be a Terrorist cell. That's the only explanation I can come up with. There's however a period of about 2 hours where we have peace and quiet on the forum, but I think that is when the "cell" gather to share info...

no its the time they are allowed for the toilet (2hrs) and that is where the BULLSH** comes from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dasNdanger]

I think gaston meant to say tentacles...

I hope.



das

 

[Rich Taff]

"If they don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working."
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Big Ewis]

well if you NEED to know ...I have a big health issue that's devoured my entire life (awwww....), been going on for the past 8 years and these last few months have been the worst. One symptom is indeed insomnia, and I spend lots of time on my computers these days...the problem is temporary, but has already radically changed what my life will be. Shiit happens, eh ?... to each his own heavy...HEAVY cross to bear.

I hope you played sad violins in the back of your mind while reading this, cause I don't provide them...a$sholes...and Patchey, I'd be closer to a "Grob" than a 'Borg', if anything.

 

[dasNdanger]

well if you NEED to know ...I have a big health issue that's devoured my entire life (awwww....), been going on for the past 8 years and these last few months have been the worst. One symptom is indeed insomnia, and I spend lots of time on my computers these days...the problem is temporary, but has already radically changed what my life will be. Shiit happens, eh ?... to each his own heavy...HEAVY cross to bear.

I hope you played sad violins in the back of your mind while reading this, cause I don't provide them...a$sholes...and Patchey, I'd be closer to a "Grob" than a 'Borg', if anything.

Oh, geez...way to make me feel really terrible about my post. And just so you know, I prefer bagpipes over violins, so in my head I was hearing sad bagpipes, instead.



das

 

[Tony Manx]

well if you NEED to know ...I have a big health issue that's devoured my entire life (awwww....), been going on for the past 8 years and these last few months have been the worst. One symptom is indeed insomnia, and I spend lots of time on my computers these days...the problem is temporary, but has already radically changed what my life will be. Shiit happens, eh ?... to each his own heavy...HEAVY cross to bear.

I hope you played sad violins in the back of your mind while reading this, cause I don't provide them...a$sholes...and Patchey, I'd be closer to a "Grob" than a 'Borg', if anything.

Delighted no one has come back with a ****ty comment to this post....................

 

[TRF_heineken]

well if you NEED to know ...I have a big health issue that's devoured my entire life (awwww....), been going on for the past 8 years and these last few months have been the worst. One symptom is indeed insomnia, and I spend lots of time on my computers these days...the problem is temporary, but has already radically changed what my life will be. Shiit happens, eh ?... to each his own heavy...HEAVY cross to bear.

I hope you played sad violins in the back of your mind while reading this, cause I don't provide them...a$sholes...and Patchey, I'd be closer to a "Grob" than a 'Borg', if anything.

I'm sorry to hear this Big E. Is it a type of illness of some sort?

My cousin had an infection in her intestines, and the medication she uses also causes insomnia and restlessness.

 

[Rich Taff]

Delighted no one has come back with a ****ty comment to this post....................

I'm trying to think of one, but whilst Ewis would, I believe, take it well, others may think I was heartless (which I am, but I don't like to let others know).

 

[Peat]

I hope you played sad violins in the back of your mind while reading this, cause I don't provide them...a$sholes...and Patchey, I'd be closer to a "Grob" than a 'Borg', if anything.

 

[Big Ewis]

haha cool posts here. Listen, I appreciate the nice words but this is looking like a SUPER MEGA drama queen thread right now :lol: Yeah it's fkng awful as hell lol but shiit happens, we all carry our cross. Nothing to see here, let's move on !! I'm just saying this because I'm not a very secretive person (I mean you guys even know about what I...well, never mind) and have been here long enough you should know in at least a generic way, but pleaaase don't take this as an attention-dragging thing, just stating a fact here.

And das, I don't mean to be melo-dramatic, but when you posted this thread, and I read your message, cheaply mocking me so...I went to my 7000$ balcony with crystal curtains and implored the skies above, as an angel looked back at me and said: "your passion comes at a price, young elf, and your beauty may be soiled by the cruelty of others in this God forsaken wasteland", to which I only responded with a tear of eternal sorrow, forevermore.

 

[Rich Taff]

to which I only responded with a tear of eternal sorrow, forevermore.

Seriously? You're going to play the sympathy card and misquote Edgar Allan?

Quoth the forum. Nevermore!

 

[Draggs]

I still think Ewis is a silly Frenchman.

 

[dasNdanger]

I still think Ewis is a silly Frenchman.

And das, I don't mean to be melo-dramatic, but when you posted this thread, and I read your message, cheaply mocking me so...I went to my 7000$ balcony with crystal curtains and implored the skies above, as an angel looked back at me and said: "your passion comes at a price, young elf, and your beauty may be soiled by the cruelty of others in this God forsaken wasteland", to which I only responded with a tear of eternal sorrow, forevermore.

I'm starting to think that Draggs 'silly Frenchman' comment is an understatement.




das

 

[Big Ewis]

^ yeah...yeah, yeah, yeah....you happy about that little one, arencha, eh ?? mm ?!