"Do you have a dog?"

[jonathanumpherville]

Read this on another forum:

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food?? [/b]

:lol2tn:

 

[melon]

There's another joke like that where a woman buys cat food and among all the other hoo-ha, she explains that she puts it down the front of her pants for her "pussy" to eat it.

 

[Sarwan13]

haha thats legendary...although stewie griffins joke on the black man is funnier

 

[jawmalawm24]

haha thats legendary...although stewie griffins joke on the black man is funnier [/b]

Which is? do tell us please

 

[Jer1cho]

I hate dogs. I'm a cat person. I have been attacked by dogs 3 times.

Anyway, Family guy >>>>>>>> Everything

 

[jawmalawm24]

I like dogs but I beat a dog about 6 years back flippin thing barked at me and instead of getting scared I got pretty damn angry only because it wasn't tied up and any kid could come along and it could of attacked them. It went to jump up at me and I stepped it and manage to get it's back legs and split them than started kicking it in the nuts and I didn't hold back.

The owners ended up coming outside and had a few words but I told them I just saved them from their dog being taken away for not being tied up so like a good Maori I told them to go get f$%#!*

 

[bates]

Hilarous stories, I had a dog ' Doggy' . It was the dog from one of the neighbors, actually an old lady, we went for a walk every day.

Really liked that dog.

At home we have a phat, lazy cat

 

[Steve-o]

I hate dogs. I'm a cat person.
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No. No.. Nooooo!

 

[Sir Speedy]

I hate dogs. I'm a cat person. I have been attacked by dogs 3 times.

Anyway, Family guy >>>>>>>> Everything
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Cats ftw! They're fluffy and cute and make cewt sounds when they're happy. O_O I love cats and dogs though, so...

Also, The Simpsons



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Family Guy.

 

[Jer1cho]

Also, The Simpsons



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Family Guy.[/b]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

[melon]

I did have a dog, but it disappeared at about the same time the Chinese family moved in across the road.

 

[Sir Speedy]

I did have a dog, but it disappeared at about the same time the Chinese family moved in across the road.
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:lol:

 

[Bullitt]

Do you have a dog?[/b]

I have a trashy lying hoe for an ex... That count?

Also, The Simpsons



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Family Guy.[/b]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? [/b]

Futurama > South Park > Simpsons > Family guy > American Dad

 

[RC]

Futurama > Family Guy > Simpsons > American Dad > South Park.