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CHABAL!!!!!!!

Just a cunning ruse to put all you English at ease until the World Cup when he singlehandedly dismantles your team....my prediction, All Blacks v France in the final, with Chabal coming in and scoring the winning try, smashing the great Jerry Collins to the ground, ushering in the end of the Jerry Era, to a new age of prosperity under the watch of the great Chabal.
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Amen to that!
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There was a lift out in the Daily Telegraph for the Rugby World Cup, and in the French section was an article about Chabal's notoriety. In the article, it noted that there was a following on the internet that called themselves Chabalists. We are spreading!!!! (Now I want everyone in the world to be aware that it was i who used the word "Chabalists" first...the proof is on this page of the topic...[url]http://www.therugbyforum.com/index.php?showtopic=24630&st=60)[/url]
 
This is the second media mention of our Forum Chabal Obssesion. The first used a general term and called us a "cult following" and the second called us as we know ourselves, "Chabalists."



CHABAL!!!!!!
 
Chabal.. he's over-rated... [/b]
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Haven't seen you in ages and you choose to pop up by damming yourself to the wrath of Chabal in front of us all? Smart Move. Chabal will make Indonesia Outonesia. (I was origionally going to say "Your mom is overated", but felt it would do more harm than good)
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Chabal.. he's over-rated...
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I guess that not everywhere, right now he's the THIRD choice for the french coach. [/b][/quote]
Blah Blah Blah THIRD Blah Blah Blah Baggette.
Votre ignorance sera votre sort malheureux.
Chabal only needs to play 20 minutes to win a game...why play him for the full 80? (ref. England v. France)
 
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Chabal.. he's over-rated...
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I guess that not everywhere, right now he's the THIRD choice for the french coach.
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Rugby is all about tactics my friend, if he played a whole game he would have to spread out his performance, and although Chabal is great he is after all a man, (part man part beast?) and using him for a whole game would mean that the opposition would only need the 8 men of the forward pack to bring him down, and perhaps his tackles would be weakened meaning that the player tackled would be able to walk after being crunched....now if they bring him in with 20 minutes to go the opposition is used to the usual player he is replacing and face Chabal with a bravado they would reserve to your average mere man. Yet Chabal will be fit, he will be ready to do his job, and the feeble opposition will be destroyed by a full strength Chabal.

THAT is why they bring him on with 20 minutes left...

PS. They said on Inside Rugby that they had left him out of the team (I assumed squad) I panicked for a while, barricaded the doors etc. but found out they meant he was just on the bench....talk about relief....
 
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Chabal.. he's over-rated...
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I guess that not everywhere, right now he's the THIRD choice for the french coach.
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Rugby is all about tactics my friend, if he played a whole game he would have to spread out his performance, and although Chabal is great he is after all a man, (part man part beast?) and using him for a whole game would mean that the opposition would only need the 8 men of the forward pack to bring him down, and perhaps his tackles would be weakened meaning that the player tackled would be able to walk after being crunched....now if they bring him in with 20 minutes to go the opposition is used to the usual player he is replacing and face Chabal with a bravado they would reserve to your average mere man. Yet Chabal will be fit, he will be ready to do his job, and the feeble opposition will be destroyed by a full strength Chabal.

THAT is why they bring him on with 20 minutes left...

PS. They said on Inside Rugby that they had left him out of the team (I assumed squad) I panicked for a while, barricaded the doors etc. but found out they meant he was just on the bench....talk about relief.... [/b][/quote]
While this statement may hold true for other "impact players" your rationalization falls short, for we are speaking of the almighty CHABAL.
 
This thread makes a lot of sense :rolleyes:

With Elvis Vermeulen on the team Chabal wouldn't even find his way to the bench.

:lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn:
 
While this statement may hold true for other "impact players" your rationalization falls short, for we are speaking of the almighty CHABAL.
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Do you seriously expect the traditional French arrogance to pinpoint his power?
 
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While this statement may hold true for other "impact players" your rationalization falls short, for we are speaking of the almighty CHABAL.
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Do you seriously expect the traditional French arrogance to pinpoint his power?
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I only expect Chabal to play tonight, to enjoy even more the game... :bana:
 
He hairy one was name-checked on the BBC Radio 5 breakfast show this morning....it seems Nicky Campbell is trying to set up between his co-presenter Shelagh Fogarty & Monsieur Chabal on a date. So if he's mysteriously absent tonight it's obviously 'cause he's in London sitting in a bar with a bunch of flowers glancing between his watch and the door.
 
He hairy one was name-checked on the BBC Radio 5 breakfast show this morning....it seems Nicky Campbell is trying to set up between his co-presenter Shelagh Fogarty & Monsieur Chabal on a date. So if he's mysteriously absent tonight it's obviously 'cause he's in London sitting in a bar with a bunch of flowers glancing between his watch and the door.
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Chabal has no time for such frivolities, he clicks his fingers and women magically appear, shame on your for the audacity to think he would do such things such as 'flowers'...
 
Chabal has no time for such frivolities, he clicks his fingers and women magically appear, shame on your for the audacity to think he would do such things such as 'flowers'... [/b]
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The usual stirring words from the Chabalists but there is one subtle flaw, this :

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Chabal is undeniably French....and if TV has taught me nothing it's that his Gallic breeding means that the prospect of a date with Shelagh Fogarty will cause an instant and totally involuntary change into a Pepe le Pew style romantic Frenchman.

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Chabal (to Shelagh) "Uhhhh mon cherie...*mwah* *mwah* *mwah*"

Laporte (off camera) "Sebastien, le rugby match est keeking off"

Chabal "Zeut allors Bernard! can you not see ah am bizee...."
 
This thread makes a lot of sense :rolleyes:

With Elvis Vermeulen on the team Chabal wouldn't even find his way to the bench.

:lol2tn: :lol2tn: :lol2tn: [/b]
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Chabal has no time for such frivolities, he clicks his fingers and women magically appear, shame on your for the audacity to think he would do such things such as 'flowers'... [/b]
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The usual stirring words from the Chabalists but there is one subtle flaw, this :

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Chabal is undeniably French....and if TV has taught me nothing it's that his Gallic breeding means that the prospect of a date with Shelagh Fogarty will cause an instant and totally involuntary change into a Pepe le Pew style romantic Frenchman.

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Chabal (to Shelagh) "Uhhhh mon cherie...*mwah* *mwah* *mwah*"

Laporte (off camera) "Sebastien, le rugby match est keeking off"

Chabal "Zeut allors Bernard! can you not see ah am bizee...."

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Such BLASPHEMY in the House of Chabal!
When he vanquishes his foes, may you be spared.
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/sport.cfm?id=132562005
France are custom tailoring their game to host the brilliant light that is the twinkle of Chabla's eye.
 
Chabal only needs to play 20 minutes to win a game...why play him for the full 80? (ref. England v. France)
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Incorrect

(Ref. Sale's place in the last premiership, France v. Argentina) :bleh!:
 
Chabel decided to sell his urine as a canned bevarage. We know this drink as champagne.
 

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