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I've been reading a thread on another forum I use and I have been in hysterics reading some of the tales about liars. You know the sort, if you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife, if you've got a black dog, their dog is blacker... that sort of character.
I know one, but he was a well meaning person and I can't remember his stories. Here are some from the other forum though, I'm sure you'll all have some interesting tales to add:
a lad in school once said that "they" found a dinosaur egg in his garden and it was currently in an incubator ready to hatch.
I think it was a Pterodactyl but I never got to see it. As soon as it hatched it was taken away for study, see. Gutted.
A lad I know is the worst bullshitter of all time. Here's a couple of his corkers:
When the European Cup final in 2002 was held in Glasgow, he was going on weeks beforehand about having a ticket for it. We thought there was a chance it may have been true seeing as there was the ballots on the UEFA website and all stuff like that. Anyway, he was in school on the day of the final and when we asked him why he wasn't up in Glasgow, he said he was flying up after school. We thought it was very fishy but gave him the benefit of the doubt. Next day in school, we asked him how it was and he said "I couldn't be arsed going up when I got home from school so I just fell asleep on the couch."
Claims to have turned down six threesomes in the past year.
Claims to have got ****** on a plane and asked the air stewardess to go into the bogs with him to join the Mile High club when he doesn't even own a passport.
Claims to have been to Wrestlemania, even though he doesn't own passport.
Reckons his sister is mates with Shawn Michaels.
I can tell people are lying before I've even met them. I remember my mum doing a college course years ago and she met this woman of similar age. She used to come home with these sad stories about how this woman had given her kids up for adoption, how her house had been burned down, how she'd been abused etc.
And I remember saying once the sob stories were just coming too thick and fast, and that people who've really been abused - aren't usually in a rush to tell people about it who they barely know.
A couple of weeks later my mum goes "I think you were right about her, she said she used to be a sniper in the SAS."
I know one, but he was a well meaning person and I can't remember his stories. Here are some from the other forum though, I'm sure you'll all have some interesting tales to add:
a lad in school once said that "they" found a dinosaur egg in his garden and it was currently in an incubator ready to hatch.
I think it was a Pterodactyl but I never got to see it. As soon as it hatched it was taken away for study, see. Gutted.
A lad I know is the worst bullshitter of all time. Here's a couple of his corkers:
When the European Cup final in 2002 was held in Glasgow, he was going on weeks beforehand about having a ticket for it. We thought there was a chance it may have been true seeing as there was the ballots on the UEFA website and all stuff like that. Anyway, he was in school on the day of the final and when we asked him why he wasn't up in Glasgow, he said he was flying up after school. We thought it was very fishy but gave him the benefit of the doubt. Next day in school, we asked him how it was and he said "I couldn't be arsed going up when I got home from school so I just fell asleep on the couch."
Claims to have turned down six threesomes in the past year.
Claims to have got ****** on a plane and asked the air stewardess to go into the bogs with him to join the Mile High club when he doesn't even own a passport.
Claims to have been to Wrestlemania, even though he doesn't own passport.
Reckons his sister is mates with Shawn Michaels.
I can tell people are lying before I've even met them. I remember my mum doing a college course years ago and she met this woman of similar age. She used to come home with these sad stories about how this woman had given her kids up for adoption, how her house had been burned down, how she'd been abused etc.
And I remember saying once the sob stories were just coming too thick and fast, and that people who've really been abused - aren't usually in a rush to tell people about it who they barely know.
A couple of weeks later my mum goes "I think you were right about her, she said she used to be a sniper in the SAS."
