100+ Things Culchies Love
1. A nice bit of ham
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying it's too cold to snow
6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
8. A stretch in the evenings
9. Lucozade
10. Accordions
12. A dinner dance
13. Gettin clattered in muck
14. Shania Twain
15. Hefers
17. Steel toe caps
19. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
21. The smell of fresh dung
22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23. Work Clothes
24. A bottle of mineral
25. Fightin'
27. 'The' Hurling/Football
30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
32. Green diesel
36. Building walls
37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
41. Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42. Mohammed Ali
43. Machinery
44. Strange uppy-downy walks
45. A good ****** read of Irelands Own
48 Downing pints of Guinness when ever you get a chance
50 Wearing any ancient clothes to a night club once it looks clean
54 The Saw Doctors "N17" in particular
59 Singing " I would walk 500 miles" when your locked
60 Lumber Jack shirts
61 Walking around the town with hurlies
62 Burning Rubbish
64 Thinking the Dumb Believables are the funniest comedy duo act EVER !!!
65 Understanding what the hell the Dumb Believables are saying !!!
67 Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up
68 Smoking pipes
70 A Country Practice
71 The Farmers Journal
72 Anything that Kills Liver Fluke !!!
73 Priests
74 Nuns
78 Putting sheep into the back seat of the car
80 Brown Bread
81 Hunting for your dinner
83 Going shopping once a year to the BIG SMOKE OOOhh be god !!!
85 Talking about generators for hours
86 Sticking your hands up cows
88 Standing against a gate for hours
89 Chrisy Moore
90 Def Leopard "pour some SIUCRA on meeeee boy"
91 saying Feckthat at Funerals
92 Buying anything second hand once it's Cheaaaaapp !!!
93 Collecting useless stuff in your attics for generations
94 Keeping your life savings under the floor boards, mattress or buried down the field
98 A fine bit of manure
100 Collecting old car tires
I can safely say all of the above apply to me...god I love being a farmers son