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In other news, here's a big list of things Munstermuffin and all of those other people from outside the pale live: :)

<table style="font-size: 8pt; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); width: 959px;" cellpadding="5"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td style="border: 1px solid silver;">100+ Things Culchies Love
1. A nice bit of ham
2. Buttered biscuits
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying it's too cold to snow
5. Pretending to know about The Ra
6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
7. Pretending they're in The Ra
8. A stretch in the evenings
9. Lucozade
10. Accordions
11. Pretending to like Holy Week
12. A dinner dance
13. Gettin clattered in muck
14. Shania Twain
15. Hefers
16. Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17. Steel toe caps
18. A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
19. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20. Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21. The smell of fresh dung
22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23. Work Clothes
24. A bottle of mineral
25. Fightin'
26. Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27. 'The' Hurling/Football
28. Being overweight.
29. Weemin wha resemble Hefers
30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31. Drink driving
32. Red diesel
33. The Fear of Change
34. A nice bit of Barnbrac
35. Lying
36. Building walls
37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38. Pretending to like mass
39. Talking about ***** like Flax and the Corncrake.
40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
41. Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42. Mohammed Ali
43. Machinery
44. Strange uppy-downy walks
45. A good ****** read of Irelands Own
46 Saying "Boy" at the end of every sentence
47 Saying "you know what I mean Like" all the time !!!
48 Downing pints of Guinness when ever you get a chance
49 Wearing crappy jumpers that belong to your aul fella to a night club
50 Wearing any ancient clothes to a night club once it looks clean
51 Wearing your wellies out shopping in the town
52 Garret Brooks
53 Wearing your nirvana T-Shirts between the ages of 12 untill your 18
54 The Saw Doctors "N17" in particular
55 Signing Bang on the Ear by the "WaterBoys"
56 Copper (Slapper) Face Jacks on Hardcourt Street
57 Having a shower with Lynx instead of using water
58 Line Dancing
59 Singing " I would walk 500 miles" when your locked
60 Lumber Jack shirts
61 Walking around the town with hurlies
62 Burning Rubbish
63 Drinking unpasturised milk
64 Thinking the Dumb Believables are the funniest comedy duo act EVER !!!
65 Understanding what the hell the Dumb Believables are saying !!!
66 Taping songs off the Wireless
67 Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up
68 Smoking pipes
69 Having a cup of tea every hour on the hour
70 A Country Practice
71 The Farmers Journal
72 Anything that Kills Liver Fluke !!!
73 Priests
74 Nuns
75 Christian Brothers
76 Anyone Holy !!!
77 Drinking Holy Water
78 Putting sheep into the back seat of the car
79 Keeping your family car for about 30 years using the scrap yard for spare parts
80 Brown Bread
81 Hunting for your dinner
82 Finally Getting Married at age 70 to a Mail Order Bride
83 Going shopping once a year to the BIG SMOKE OOOhh be god !!!
84 Cabbage everyday for dinner
85 Talking about generators for hours
86 Sticking your hands up cows
87 Daniel O'Donnel
88 Standing against a gate for hours
89 Chrisy Moore
90 Def Leopard "pour some SIUCRA on meeeee boy"
91 saying Feckthat at Funerals
92 Buying anything second hand once it's Cheaaaaapp !!!
93 Collecting useless stuff in your attics for generations
94 Keeping your life savings under the floor boards, mattress or buried down the field
95 Watching and buying movies on the awl cassette tape. (Dve, d .. you say what boy ... sure who need tat fecking ting) !!!!
96 Black and White TV's
97 Boiling water before you drink it
98 A fine bit of manure
99 Having 12 kids
100 Collecting old car tires
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100+ Things Culchies Love
1. A nice bit of ham
3. Diggin Houles
4. Saying it's too cold to snow
6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
8. A stretch in the evenings
9. Lucozade
10. Accordions
12. A dinner dance
13. Gettin clattered in muck
14. Shania Twain
15. Hefers
17. Steel toe caps
19. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
21. The smell of fresh dung
22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23. Work Clothes
24. A bottle of mineral
25. Fightin'
27. 'The' Hurling/Football
30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
32. Green diesel
36. Building walls
37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
41. Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42. Mohammed Ali
43. Machinery
44. Strange uppy-downy walks
45. A good ****** read of Irelands Own
48 Downing pints of Guinness when ever you get a chance
50 Wearing any ancient clothes to a night club once it looks clean
54 The Saw Doctors "N17" in particular
59 Singing " I would walk 500 miles" when your locked
60 Lumber Jack shirts
61 Walking around the town with hurlies
62 Burning Rubbish
64 Thinking the Dumb Believables are the funniest comedy duo act EVER !!!
65 Understanding what the hell the Dumb Believables are saying !!!
67 Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up
68 Smoking pipes
70 A Country Practice
71 The Farmers Journal
72 Anything that Kills Liver Fluke !!!
73 Priests
74 Nuns
78 Putting sheep into the back seat of the car
80 Brown Bread
81 Hunting for your dinner
83 Going shopping once a year to the BIG SMOKE OOOhh be god !!!
85 Talking about generators for hours
86 Sticking your hands up cows
88 Standing against a gate for hours
89 Chrisy Moore
90 Def Leopard "pour some SIUCRA on meeeee boy"
91 saying Feckthat at Funerals
92 Buying anything second hand once it's Cheaaaaapp !!!
93 Collecting useless stuff in your attics for generations
94 Keeping your life savings under the floor boards, mattress or buried down the field
98 A fine bit of manure
100 Collecting old car tires


I can safely say all of the above apply to me...god I love being a farmers son :p
 
I find the Rubber Bandits a bit so so. They're just no Hardy Bucks.

As I'm ******:

Oh Ro the Rathlin Bog, The Bog Down in the Valley Oh!
Oh Ro the Rathlin Bog, The Bog Down in the Valley Oh!

And on that feather there was a flea, a rare flea a Rathlin flea,
With the flea on the feather and the feather on the wing and the wing on the chick and the chick in the egg and the egg in the nest and the nest on the leaf and the leaf on the twig and the twig on the branch and the branch on the limb and the limb on the tree and the tree in the bog and the bog down in the valley oh!
 
myself and the lads have completed the entire thing in a pub in brussels the wild goose i think it was called , whilst watching leinster beat munster 2 years ago .. what a day .

Listen to the debate on joe duffy with one of the bandits the guy is fantastic , rips the eejit complaining about drug referances to shreds .
 
myself and the lads have completed the entire thing in a pub in brussels the wild goose i think it was called , whilst watching leinster beat munster 2 years ago .. what a day .

Listen to the debate on joe duffy with one of the bandits the guy is fantastic , rips the eejit complaining about drug referances to shreds .

I heard the debate actually, hilarious! You're man was absolutely speechless!
 
Naw, we're close enough to the sea so we should be okay. We might get a foot or two but nothing too bad yet. How are things round Gorey?
 
Close to the see here but its okish now snow gone but 1 inch and then refreeze will have the roads on the hill impassible by anything that is not a tank...
 

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