Our Sebastien,
Who art in Paris,
Chabal be thy name,
Thy Kingdom come.
O'Brien has been done,
By Doran-Jones and Haskel,
Give us this day our daily beard,
And forgive us our knock ons,
As we forgive those who scrum against us,
And lead us not into Stade Francais,
And deliver us from Munster,
For thine is the Stadia,
The Game and the Lawbook,
Forever and ever,
Cavemen