I'd feel funny adopting a grown man. I'll ask Amy to, she already has experience looking after a hopeless case. Maybe you should get residency over here? Mind you our rugby team is looking a sorry state tactically too.
Would you consider Australian parents?
I mean, they seem to be doing better and better in the AIs...plus you won't have to give two hoots about the game coming this weekend: i mean, you're australian you hate both England and New Zealand. Someone's gonna lose, win-win situation for you.
Plus, you're pretty much in for a win against Scotland this weekend!
win-win-win situation!