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<blockquote data-quote="Bullitt" data-source="post: 100835">I have to say I&#039;d rather be playing with an out-of-form Rooney than an out-of-form Shevchenko.You&#039;d assume everyone&#039;s favourite Evertonian has been taking up at least as many defenders as our Ukrainian buddy.&nbsp;[/b]</blockquote>A-ha! But the out of form Evertonian has still been giving it the beans while the out of form Ugaslavian had done f-all.Speaking of which;Mourinio walks into a ugoslavian hotel one evening and gas a quiet drink in the bar. After a short while 3 Ugo women come out to him.&quot;Can you sign this?&quot; one girl says as she pulls out out her left breast&quot;.&quot;This is no problem&quot; Jose says as pe put&#039;s his signature on on the wobbaly woman bit. Next, a second girl coms up, lopping out her right boob saying &quot;can you sign this?&quot;Again, Jose being the stud that he is say&#039;s &quot;this is no probolem&quot; and places his signature upn the devine lady lump.Next comes up a third girl who hithes up her skirt and says &quot;Can you sign...&quot;Jose cuts her of and says &quot;No, no, no... Last time I signed a Ukranian c*** it cost me thirty million!!!!!&quot;I thank you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="Bullitt, post: 100835"] I have to say I'd rather be playing with an out-of-form Rooney than an out-of-form Shevchenko. You'd assume everyone's favourite Evertonian has been taking up at least as many defenders as our Ukrainian buddy. [/b][/quote]A-ha! But the out of form Evertonian has still been giving it the beans while the out of form Ugaslavian had done f-all. Speaking of which; Mourinio walks into a ugoslavian hotel one evening and gas a quiet drink in the bar. After a short while 3 Ugo women come out to him. "Can you sign this?" one girl says as she pulls out out her left breast". "This is no problem" Jose says as pe put's his signature on on the wobbaly woman bit. Next, a second girl coms up, lopping out her right boob saying "can you sign this?" Again, Jose being the stud that he is say's "this is no probolem" and places his signature upn the devine lady lump. Next comes up a third girl who hithes up her skirt and says "Can you sign..." Jose cuts her of and says "No, no, no... Last time I signed a Ukranian c*** it cost me thirty million!!!!!" I thank you. [/QUOTE]

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