Teacher invites friends over for BBQ gets beaten to death, Cooked & Eaten

[Dmx#1]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world...-86908-20336133

 

[Steve-o]

Like Skinny Pete said "If there's one thing I've learnt it's not to mess with mother in laws, mother nature or motherf**king Ukrainians"

Lol beat you to it melon!

 

[candybum]

they just wanted to know what humans tastes like... pretty casual lol they don't sound too remorseful the sick ******** haha

 

[edinburgh_gunner]

You did get that out of the Daily Record though...and that rag is only good for wrapping your chips up in and wiping your arse (though I would advise you to use a separate edition...)

 

[redunderthebed]

The guy should of realised whats up when they were accidentally sprinkling salt and pepper on him and there was no meat around.

 

[melon]

Daily Record is so full of **** the pages are brown, isn't it?

Like Skinny Pete said "If there's one thing I've learnt it's not to mess with mother in laws, mother nature or motherf**king Ukrainians"

Lol beat you to it melon! [/b]

Damn you stevo-o, damn you!

 

[USA_Rugby]

Haha great story. They were just curious, right?


Also, I heard that they stopped wrapping chips in newspaper because it was unsanitary. Is that true?

 

[RC]

They still wrap chips in newspapers where i'm from.

And i too would love to try human one day. We supposedly taste horrible.

 

[Sir Speedy]

They still wrap chips in newspapers where i'm from.

And i too would love to try human one day. We supposedly taste horrible.
[/b]

Hannibal Lector says:

P.S. Is this story true then?

 

[melon]

No Speedy, the story isn't true.

Theres even a link where you can send your own stories in.

 

[Bullitt]

How do you define trust?


2 cannibals 69ing.

 

[melon]

How do you define trust?


2 cannibals 69ing. [/b]

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.

 

[Steve-o]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Lankan]

we do this in sri lanka all the time

 

[RC]

What, tell jokes about cannibals?

Fair enough...

 

[melon]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

we do this in sri lanka all the time [/b]

What worries me is that you say "we do this in sri lanka", as opposed to "this happens in sri lanka".

 

[DC]

i prefer organic raised humans as opposed to those grown using hormones and other various methods of raising.

 

[melon]

i prefer organic raised humans as opposed to those grown using hormones and other various methods of raising. [/b]

Hippy.

 

[getofmeland]

who wants to join my help group?

http://www.mayhem.net/loops/***lecanniballoop.gif

Some of our member's stories:

Matt Weir:
"The first person I killed was sort of an accident... The second time, the people had made a lot of money and I was jealous. I was being watched, and I shot this lady --got some blood out of it. I went to another house, walked in, a whole family was there. I shot the whole family. Somebody saw me there. I saw this girl. She had called the police and they had been unable to locate me. Curt Silva's girlfriend --he was killed in a motorcycle accident, as a couple of my friend were, and I had this idea that he was killed through the syndicate, that he was in the Mafia, selling drugs. His girlfriend remembered about Curt --I was trying to get information. She said she was married to someone else and wouldn't talk to me. The whole syndicate was making money by having my mom poison me. "

Just a couple of examples of the people who are member's of this elite society

Yours deliciously

H Lecter

 

[RC]

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