Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.</SPAN>
(1) The blonde thought - "That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."</SPAN>
(2) The older lady thought - "This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."</SPAN>
(3) The Wallaby thought - "That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."</SPAN>
(4) The All Black thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again."</SPAN>