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Hey guys, just thought it would be a good idea if we all could post some funny, or fun stuff in a thread about the world cup like jokes, video clips and so on while we're all in the World Cup mode... so I'll start off, found this funny video about a song specially for the All Blacks. Enjoy
 
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*round of applause*

Gonna be humming that all day now.
 
Manu Samoa Prayer (Lord's Prayer re-write) doing the rounds:

Our Players who art in Blue, here to play the game.
When fulltime comes, thy will be done
in the Rugby World Cup
as we did in the Sevens.

Give us each game our daily victory and forgive us our overstayers
as we forgive those countries who took our players.
And lead us NOT to knock out failure
but deliver us to beat Wales, South Africa & Fiji

For NZ is the Venue, but Samoa is the Glory
Forever and ever.

AMENE
 
Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.</SPAN>

(1) The blonde thought - "That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."</SPAN>

(2) The older lady thought - "This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."</SPAN>

(3) The Wallaby thought - "That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."</SPAN>

(4) The All Black thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again."</SPAN>
 
Headline Reads
"Brain fart, reason Dunning didn't make team"

Pedestrian walking passed says,
"Yo Matt, what's a brain fart?"
Matt Dunning: "I don't know, wanna see my drop goal though?"
 
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[TD="width: 650"]Our players who art in Black, hallowed be thy game.<o:p></o:p>
When full-time come, thy will be done.
In 2011 as it was in '87.<o:p></o:p>
... Give us each game our daily victory.
And forgive us our previous shortcomings.<o:p></o:p>
As we forgive those who coached in '07.
And lead us not to knock-out round failure.
But deliver us from World Cup drought.
In the name of McCaw, Carter and the Holy Webb Ellis.

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Amen………………..
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I've got the Oaks trying to do the Haka. :D



Strangely, it looks very similar to how the AB's did it in the '70s... :D

 
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