Shia LaBeouf?

[Leonormous Boozer]

Any chance we could pull a few strings, suck a few willies and get the world's best tweeter, actor, wearer of a ratstail, shouter, role model and orator on the forum?

I think we need the should be Aquaman (Jason Mamoa, Bad casting James Wan? Nah, bad you) on here to get this place back to it's peak that was shortly before I became a member, even though I am quite the member.

So, Olyy? selimniai? all the other people who have TRF in front of their name? Peat? (I know you work in media) Feic? (You look like the type of lad who goes to comic-con as Robin) Rich Taff? (You're a man who gets things done) ImScotty? (Why the **** not) Get your dicks out and do this for me, we get Shia this forum immediately rules the world and goes straight into my will, I hope to have a modest to slightly impressive salary.

I will accept Mike Fink. (Anyone who I don't know personally who gets this reference gets some of my sweet green jizz)

Now go TRF show me what you're made of.

 

[TRF_stormer2010]

[h=2]Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf.[/h]
Lets see if it works. I wouldn't know how else to go about it.

 

[Feicarsinn]

Who says he isn't here already? What do you really know about ncurd?

 

[TRF_stormer2010]

Hmm, when you put it that way..

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf.


Lets see if it works. I wouldn't know how else to go about it.

This is why you weren't named specifically.

Who says he isn't here already? What do you really know about ncurd?

He's not classy enough to pull off a Ratstail.

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

Are we talking about Swallowing or not?

Big factor in negotiations.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Are we talking about Swallowing or not?

Big factor in negotiations.

I'm hardly going to tell you that you can't swallow...

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

I'm hardly going to tell you that you can't swallow...

I thought you were the one offering?

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

I thought you were the one offering?

If sucking your dick, swallowing, regurgitating and recycling that **** so it goes to a better home gets me Shia I will do it. Although you seem like the sort of guy who's best connection is your brother in law who's a plumber and also dabbles in laying tiles.

 

[LeinsterMan (NotTigsMan)]

If sucking your dick, swallowing, regurgitating and recycling that **** so it goes to a better home gets me Shia I will do it. Although you seem like the sort of guy who's best connection is your brother in law who's a plumber and also dabbles in laying tiles.

Lol that would imply I'm married and we all know everyone here have yet to touch a girl yet.

I do have a tedious link to Mamoa though not Shia, although very tedious.

 

[goodNumber10]

a message from the Labeouf to Cmac:

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[Rich Taff]

I get things done. I don't get those things done!

 

[Feicarsinn]

This is the best we could do at short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of the TRF moderating community, former Chelsea and France defender, Mr. Frank LeBoeuf.

 

[Groundhog]

I can't believe you've taken this behind my back and rallied my own personnal fan club against me. Fine, Shia can be ****ing Aquaman, but can I remind you Atlantis lay smack bang in the middle of the Atlantic so Aquaman being a little brown is legitness.

The thought of a total smear piece on Jason Momoa in tomorrows edition of the Fuglington Times by respected journalist Peat Bumderson (persumed real name of Peat) has me smiling, so you win.

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Lol that would imply I'm married and we all know everyone here have yet to touch a girl yet.

I do have a tedious link to Mamoa though not Shia, although very tedious.

I thought you might have a sister. If that joke of an aquaman ends up on this forum I'm going all Mirri maz Duur on his ass.

a message from the Labeouf to Cmac:

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If that was directly to me, I'd probably run a very successful cult by now.

I get things done. I don't get those things done!

You disappoint, I expected more from you, you could have been a contender.

This is the best we could do at short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of the TRF moderating community, former Chelsea and France defender, Mr. Frank LeBoeuf.

This guy didn't even pull his own tooth out for the love of the game... C'mon man, you're better than this.

I can't believe you've taken this behind my back and rallied my own personnal fan club against me. Fine, Shia can be ****ing Aquaman, but can I remind you Atlantis lay smack bang in the middle of the Atlantic so Aquaman being a little brown is legitness.

The thought of a total smear piece on Jason Momoa in tomorrows edition of the Fuglington Times by respected journalist Peat Bumderson (persumed real name of Peat) has me smiling, so you win.

Aquaman is clearly a hero who knows **** that we don't... Like Shia.