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Prestwick
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When I stroll down the street in my home town of Aber-cester-mingham-low-don, in between signing autographs, tackling muggers and opening supermarkets, people ask me "Prestwick, why are you so mysterious?" and "Prestwick, what will happen in the world cup final?"
Well...
Wrestling meets Rugby
This has always been a private fetish and in this game it WILL come true. Mark my words. There will be the South African team standing there, singing their freaky national anthem like robots (without the robotic break dancing, shame) and imagine the scene!
Until suddenly the lights go out..
...the crowd suddenly goes wild....
...OH MY GAWD ITS STING! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!111
Chaos ensues as he clothes lines and powerbombs everyone on the field. Hopefully Olympic Champion Kurt Angle will make an apperance to take on that other goliath of the world of posturing: Dallaglio.
The ghosts of christmas past..
Everyone likes a good history story, not least the history lesson of that working class hero and grand warlord Lord Kitchener. I can reveal to you exclusively that he's managed to get out of his submerged Dreadnaught somewhere in the North Sea and using some angel wings he stole off of Mother Teresa, he's flown to Paris to haunt the poor Boks. Watch out there Victoria! You are going to get slashed and burned!
England select Dick Dasterly to replace Josh Lewsey..
Pretty obvious this one. If everyone thinks you are the villain then why not hire a Villain! Watch as Dick scores three superb tries to put England into a seemingly unassailable lead then squander said lead in the last five minutes as he sets up fruitless trap after fruitless trap to try and kill Bryan Habana.
South Africa to win by a point if that happens, at which point the entire England team will be snapping their fingers and stamping their feet yelling "DRAT! DRAT AND DOUBLE DRAT!" While Brian Ashton snickers like Mutley.
Tony Spreadbury to tackle Habana.
Seriously. Habana may be faster than a Cheetah, but can he out run a chuckling 50 year old from the Home Counties? I think not!
More to come. You have been warned.
Well...
Wrestling meets Rugby
This has always been a private fetish and in this game it WILL come true. Mark my words. There will be the South African team standing there, singing their freaky national anthem like robots (without the robotic break dancing, shame) and imagine the scene!
Until suddenly the lights go out..
...the crowd suddenly goes wild....
...OH MY GAWD ITS STING! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!111
Chaos ensues as he clothes lines and powerbombs everyone on the field. Hopefully Olympic Champion Kurt Angle will make an apperance to take on that other goliath of the world of posturing: Dallaglio.
The ghosts of christmas past..
Everyone likes a good history story, not least the history lesson of that working class hero and grand warlord Lord Kitchener. I can reveal to you exclusively that he's managed to get out of his submerged Dreadnaught somewhere in the North Sea and using some angel wings he stole off of Mother Teresa, he's flown to Paris to haunt the poor Boks. Watch out there Victoria! You are going to get slashed and burned!
England select Dick Dasterly to replace Josh Lewsey..
Pretty obvious this one. If everyone thinks you are the villain then why not hire a Villain! Watch as Dick scores three superb tries to put England into a seemingly unassailable lead then squander said lead in the last five minutes as he sets up fruitless trap after fruitless trap to try and kill Bryan Habana.
South Africa to win by a point if that happens, at which point the entire England team will be snapping their fingers and stamping their feet yelling "DRAT! DRAT AND DOUBLE DRAT!" While Brian Ashton snickers like Mutley.
Tony Spreadbury to tackle Habana.
Seriously. Habana may be faster than a Cheetah, but can he out run a chuckling 50 year old from the Home Counties? I think not!
More to come. You have been warned.
