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Sir Speedy

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This Defines It

NOTE!

1) Read the first post then skip to page 12.
2) Read from there on (it gets better after page 17).

I'll await your replies.
 
Sure:
  • Guy (dryerlint) asks some dude (Common) to 'come out' and find all his (dryerlint) details because apparantly the guy in question (Common) is a hotshot at this.
  • That dude (Common) delivers by posting his (dryerlint) email address, phone number, picture, ex-girlfriends (annie) picture, pictures of his neighbourhood, name etc... Prank phone calls ensue.
  • Then after 3 days, he (dryer) comes on to claim he couldn't come online to accept the ownage because he got stabbed in the neck while out. (LOLZORS @ him happen).
  • Then his ex-girlfriend (annie) creates an account after finding the forum, and posts a recent picture of herself (old pic made her look like a whale. New pic made her look like a cow
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    . Light-hearted fat jokes commence). She claims him (dryer) to be an asshole and says she found the thread after looking for news about his 'stabbing' on Google. She's also ****** off with some members, but is a good sport laughing at the fat jokes.
  • Then the dude (dryer) comes back, POSTS A PIC of his stabbed neck (ROFL) and comes clean on that account.
  • About 3 pages worth of him and his ex-girlfriend arguing about their lives (apparantly, his ex's father caught them having sex in his Church
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    . He claims she was a money-grabbing biatch, pretty much. (Jeremy Kyle show, anyone?)
  • They leave and the LULZ aftermath is left behind.
Summarised. D:

Some of the jokes are worth reading the whole thread for, though. :D
 
There's also the one where a guy pedals his gambling site on a car fourm, but using whosit the members find his personal details, than find out he is a registered sex offender by typing his name into google. He than say's he is going to sue the forum and every member, before creating an account claiming to be a lawyer. His girlfriend than signs up and tries to defend him.

Nick Saito or something on the NSXForums.
 
Brilliant!!

Every couple of pages there was more drama!!

To be fair though, he brought it on himself!
 
I thought it was funny when the guy said something about how his girlfriend was a seacow, and then he went "Thanks cow of the sea!"
 

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