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<blockquote data-quote="Umaga&#039;s Witness" data-source="post: 1099655" data-attributes="member: 65365"><p>Our 'star' player wasn't very good, scored most of the goals but only because he stood in front of the goal and waited for me to set him up. He took all the credit though. From the pe teacher who was the coach in particular. This kid always used to say "I hate your guts" (weird phrase, do they have that in other countries?) to me all the time too, which irked me a little.</p><p></p><p>So one day I broke into this kids house while he was sleeping, put a tow strop down under the bed and over his body, nice and quietly, then cranked the strop. Just as he woke I shoved a t shirt in his mouth and taped it to his head to stop him screaming. I then sliced open his belly and proceeded to gut him . Just before he died of blood loss I brought his bin over ti the side of the bed and, holding his guts in my hand I stood over him, said "I hate your guts" and dropped his guts into the bin.</p><p></p><p>And what of the PE teacher soccer coach? The 'star' player was his son.</p><p></p><p>Alpha.</p><p></p><p>Oh and because there is no thread for the game and no one cares,</p><p></p><p>1. Ethan de Groot (7)</p><p>2. Samisoni Taukei'aho (14)</p><p>3. Tyrel Lomax (17)</p><p>4. Sam Whitelock (137)</p><p>5. Scott Barrett (53)</p><p>6. Shannon Frizell (20)</p><p>7. Sam Cane © (83)</p><p>8. Ardie Savea (65)</p><p>9. Aaron Smith (108)</p><p>10. Richie Mo'unga (38)</p><p>11. Caleb Clarke (8)</p><p>12. David Havili (19)</p><p>13. Rieko Ioane (53)</p><p>14. Will Jordan (18)</p><p>15. Jordie Barrett (42)</p><p></p><p></p><p>16. Dane Coles (82)</p><p>17. George Bower (17)</p><p>18. Fletcher Newell (2)</p><p>19. Brodie Retallick (95)</p><p>20. Dalton Papali'i (15)</p><p>21. Finlay Christie (9)</p><p>22. Beauden Barrett (106)</p><p>23. Quinn Tupaea (12)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Umaga's Witness, post: 1099655, member: 65365"] Our 'star' player wasn't very good, scored most of the goals but only because he stood in front of the goal and waited for me to set him up. He took all the credit though. From the pe teacher who was the coach in particular. This kid always used to say "I hate your guts" (weird phrase, do they have that in other countries?) to me all the time too, which irked me a little. So one day I broke into this kids house while he was sleeping, put a tow strop down under the bed and over his body, nice and quietly, then cranked the strop. Just as he woke I shoved a t shirt in his mouth and taped it to his head to stop him screaming. I then sliced open his belly and proceeded to gut him . Just before he died of blood loss I brought his bin over ti the side of the bed and, holding his guts in my hand I stood over him, said "I hate your guts" and dropped his guts into the bin. And what of the PE teacher soccer coach? The 'star' player was his son. Alpha. Oh and because there is no thread for the game and no one cares, 1. Ethan de Groot (7) 2. Samisoni Taukei'aho (14) 3. Tyrel Lomax (17) 4. Sam Whitelock (137) 5. Scott Barrett (53) 6. Shannon Frizell (20) 7. Sam Cane © (83) 8. Ardie Savea (65) 9. Aaron Smith (108) 10. Richie Mo'unga (38) 11. Caleb Clarke (8) 12. David Havili (19) 13. Rieko Ioane (53) 14. Will Jordan (18) 15. Jordie Barrett (42) 16. Dane Coles (82) 17. George Bower (17) 18. Fletcher Newell (2) 19. Brodie Retallick (95) 20. Dalton Papali'i (15) 21. Finlay Christie (9) 22. Beauden Barrett (106) 23. Quinn Tupaea (12) [/QUOTE]
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