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<blockquote data-quote="best_fullback" data-source="post: 382797" data-attributes="member: 15318"><p>3 Football fans are stranded in a forest after getting lost on a camping trip. Miles from safety and after two days without food and water they manage to hunt down and kill a deer. As they stand over the carcass one of them pipes up "How will we decide who gets what?"</p><p> </p><p>The 3 look at each other for a while before another chirps up "Well I know what, lets decide by the football teams we support". </p><p> </p><p>"Good idea" the other two proclaim. </p><p> </p><p>The first man speaks up: "Well you both know I'm a passionate Hearts supporter so just on that it wouldn't make sense if I was not allowed to have the heart." </p><p> </p><p>The other two nod in agreement. The second man then says: "Well on that basis because I am Liverpool through-and-through I should get priority on the Liver." </p><p> </p><p>They all agree.</p><p> </p><p>The two men then both turn to the third man who has been quiet. "Well... I'm an Arsenal supporter, but I'm not hungry."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="best_fullback, post: 382797, member: 15318"] 3 Football fans are stranded in a forest after getting lost on a camping trip. Miles from safety and after two days without food and water they manage to hunt down and kill a deer. As they stand over the carcass one of them pipes up "How will we decide who gets what?" The 3 look at each other for a while before another chirps up "Well I know what, lets decide by the football teams we support". "Good idea" the other two proclaim. The first man speaks up: "Well you both know I'm a passionate Hearts supporter so just on that it wouldn't make sense if I was not allowed to have the heart." The other two nod in agreement. The second man then says: "Well on that basis because I am Liverpool through-and-through I should get priority on the Liver." They all agree. The two men then both turn to the third man who has been quiet. "Well... I'm an Arsenal supporter, but I'm not hungry." [/QUOTE]
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