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Davis_Lomu

Davis_Lomu

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My name is Davis Lomu.

I'm a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.

I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.

When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in New Zealand!
 
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Shaggy said:
Nope, thongs are worn on a totally different part of the body (not on the feet)
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Negatory, ghost rider - those be thongs indeedy. I believe you call them flip-flops in your neck of the woods? What you call 'thongs' are G-Strings to the people who are in the know/correct.

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In other news...welcome, @Davis_Lomu
 
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TRF_melon said:
Negatory, ghost rider - those be thongs indeedy. I believe you call them flip-flops in your neck of the woods? What you call 'thongs' are G-Strings to the people who are in the know/correct.

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In other news...welcome, @Davis_Lomu
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Yes, of course, welcome Davis_Lomu

... Having being born and raised in NZ, and lived in Australia for a few years, I realise that Jandals/Thongs/Flip Flops are all the same thing ... except mine are Jandals (having been purchased in NZ), so I am indeed "in the know" :) ... just trying to stir the pot, as it looks like you guessed

Maybe we should move on from Thongs/G-Strings, before we start talking about truly disturbing things, like old men in Budgie Smugglers :)

... Incidentally, did you know the footware in question are called Jandals, because they were imported from Japan in the 1950's as "Japanese Sandals", which was abbreviated to "Jandals"

... Which teams other than the All Blacks do you support Davis_Lomu?
 
Davis_Lomu said:
My name is Davis Lomu.

I'm a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.

I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.

When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in New Zealand!
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Lol almost had me until you said that you bow to your cuzzies, also if you were after a more prestigious school jump over to the other island and try Auckland Boys Grammar!

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InsaneAsylum said:
not sure if topic is serious.... also they're called thongs, not jandals
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NO!
 

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