Injury prone XV

[psychic duck]

The team full of Mr Bumps!

15. Juan Martín Hernández (great player though when fit, was destined to become a legend but now is almost permanently injured)
14. Simpson-Daniel (always breaks his leg or something as soon as looks close to get a England call up)
13. Rob Horne
12. Gavin Henson
11. Simon Webster
10. Jonny Wilkinson (since RWC 03)
9. Frédéric Michalak (been pretty much permanently injured since 2007 RWC)
1. Andrew Sheridan (been around for ages, yet still has just 38 caps)
2. Jerry Flannery
3. Duncan Bell (not fit in any sense!)
4. Ali Williams
5. Ian Evans
6. Heinrich Brüssow (can't seem to string any games together these days, great player though)
7. Tom Rees
8. Wycliff Palu

Other mentions:

Gethin Jenkins (recently, has been injured loads)
Andy ***terrell
Ross Skeate
Stephen Ferris
Lewis Moody (no concern for his own health)
Yannick Nyanga
Jason White (what's happened to him?)
Simon Taylor
Chris Cusiter
André Pretorius
Ollie Smith
Maxime Mermoz
Dom Waldouck
Rob Dewey
Yann David
Luke McAlister
Stirling Mortlock
Berrick Barnes
Peter Hynes
Martyn Thomas (two leg breaks, poor guy)
Rory Lamont
Conrad Jantjes
Cameron Shepherd

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Mat Rodgers from back in his playing days for sure.

 

[ranger]

Corey Flynn to captain. He has broken both his arms, broken a rib, torn a calf muscle, fractured both ankles and dislocated his shoulders a few times.
When he plays these days he has so many body parts strapped up and reinforced i would not be supprised if he was held together by tape.

Jason Eaton has been out of action more than he has played, Colin Slade is another.

If we are going back a few years, Ben Tune and Clyde Rathbone would both command starting spots

 

[psychic duck]

Corey Flynn to captain. He has broken both his arms, broken a rib, torn a calf muscle, fractured both ankles and dislocated his shoulders a few times.
When he plays these days he has so many body parts strapped up and reinforced i would not be supprised if he was held together by tape.

Jason Eaton has been out of action more than he has played, Colin Slade is another.

If we are going back a few years, Ben Tune and Clyde Rathbone would both command starting spots

Flynn, yeah, I should of put him in, Rathbone would be a certainty for a vintage injury prone XV