How the west was won-American History

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

cowboy go *pow* with gun >>> dark indian man dies *of powness*


whiteman *common term for the idiots you see today* takes land with authority by slapping his wifes ass


the year is 1802...indian tribe named "hillary duff" battle white man gang a.k.a "lynx deodorant"..but changed name in 1803 to "rexona"..becoz it simply wont let you down

hillary duff and rexona battle on tree and land..and sometime they fly space fight with stickers

(using modern technology of the early kind,we use special fx to show you diagrams of how the fight took place..in sky,tree and land)

^fight begin

but first everyone eat >

and then they drink >

then drink finish..food finish...now hillary duff and rexona(it wont let you down) fight>

indian team use traditional methods of fighting...>

white man cheat *use password and gain all levels,unlimited ammo and all weapons due to ps1 gameshark*

indian fall over from being hurt >

wtf is this **** >>>

poor indian man..leaves and moves to new zealand to open local shop outlets to sell groceries >>

freddie mercury >>>

poor indians

the year is now 2007 and allblack have won the worldcup by narrowly beating samoa in the final...37 and a half to 36

and indian man is still sad

but tupac kill lot of white people...and make black people rich..but tupac dies

END


freddie mercury >>>

 

[Dumbo]

You OK Chiro?

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

the question is.....are you OK?

 

[Dumbo]

Good question, not to sure, will advise after successful sale of virginity rights

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Chiro have you been at the floor polish again?

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

no.....

but have YOU been at the floor polish again?

 

[Dumbo]

FIGHT!

 

[St Helens RLFC]

Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Jan 26 2006, 02:02 AM
no.....

but have YOU been at the floor polish again?

"How dare you? How dare you?"

 

[Dumbo]

One - Nil

UK comes out with a solid jab, catches SH...

You can delete... late...

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

Originally posted by THE CHIROPRACTOR101@Jan 26 2006, 01:29 AM
st helens >>>

knock out punch..i win

 

[kaftka]

Originally posted by St Helens RLFC@Jan 26 2006, 01:57 AM
Chiro have you been at the floor polish again?

I already told you, she is very lovely and can do much worse...

Oh, wait...

 

[captainamerica]

evidentally, the chiropractor101 has tapped into the creative writing classes on offer at his local (asylum).

 

[sambãd5]

hahaha nice one chiro.

but still,

led zeppelins, how the west was won > chiros, how the west was won

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

well the funny thing is my dear friend zinbad brooke...

this is only the introduction to the WHOLE book i wrote on the american history...

i address the led zeppelin incident in chapter 657.09

heres are quote from one of the passages
"to be or not be....to be stupid is to be...and that my friends is why my rhinocerous is bigger then yours"

"but where for art thy big masculine polynesian thighs?...one can only imagine the pain of me kicking your ass...be they could not imagine the pain of it...how brutal..as it says in the holy quran: saddam is a rapist"

everythings covered my dear friends...even "get naked"..

 

[Groen_en_Goud]

Well this is certainly keeping with the forum "Talking Balls"

 

[THE CHIROPRACTOR101]

wat was that groin and old?...

ah yes...just like hitler said "what you gonna do with all that junk?...all that junk inside your trunk?"

as to stalin replied.."im gonna get you drunk..get you drunk off my hump"

-from chapter 87...and abit (aptly named "your moma jokes")

 

[gjohn85]

Originally posted by Groen_en_Goud@Feb 3 2006, 01:32 PM
Well this is certainly keeping with the forum "Talking Balls" :lol:

more like tickling his balls.