I think if you check out some statistics it is America who control absolutely everything.  Yeah, we like Crazy North Korea...we want it that way...it's good for the economy...our economy.  Iraq...it funds jobs for our 17 year olds...sure it's dangerous, but that's how we like it.  The Spanish Inquesition?  Yeah, that too.  Thank God, Ben Franklin invinted the Time Machine (way before he directed and was cast as Michael J Fox in "Back to the future") and started it...it made the Spanish come to mexico to supply us with Taco Bell.  The world is our *****, *****, so quit *****ing about it, beeeaaaatch.  Oh, and you driving on the "right" side of the road...we determined that too...we knew one day our congress would be full of drunks and we needed to point out that they were only driving on the wrong side of the road if they weren't in England...and then when the news reporters say "but they weren't in England" we get Big Ben Frank to take his time machine back and get a dinasaur to eat them.  Whoooo!  Red, White and F___ing Blue!