To be honest lads/Draggs we are severely disappointed. We were expecting to return home from France/Germany to a garden of over muscled weight lifting mushrooms but you/Draggs have taken one look at our most lucrative of offers and shoved it right in our faces. If you had just taken time out of your/Draggs dull lives/Life which will lead to no great riches like ours and made us some pictures you could already be hearing stories of our rich men shenanigans but unfortunately you/Draggs let us down and we must wait until we follow our other money making dream of opening a law firm with Satan and you/Draggs must wait years to hear of our extravagant, immoral and totally entertaining lives.

Thanks for your cooperation.... actually no you did **** all,

cmac and osulli mi.