Brian Ashton?

[O'Rothlain]

Brian Ashton is set to be the English Redeemer....
Go!

 

[Bullitt]

When you have a first choice set of backs who never work together, it sounds like a good idea to bring a decent backs coach in and put him in charge. Look at the good work he did with Bath at the end of last season.

Plus I've been saying he should have the job for a million years now.

 

[Prestwick]

"Trust me Andrew, I'm perfect for the job. Look! My c*ck is at least THIS big!"