An ode to Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand

[Fa'atau82]

Fill me in by Craig David (Fa'atau82 remix)

Brand had shagged this burlesque chick.. who was hardly devout..
She phoned say hey boy you just been caught out..
So later comes a quiet knock on a BBC studio door..
Brand tells Ross how did this chick..
Twice on the floor..
This chicks gonna get some so let's settle the score..

So they went in..
Then they sat down start talking..
Phone gag? hmm..
Sounded interesting..
So they jumped right in..
Crank calls made shortly on Sach's answer phone..
Let's leave rude messages after the tone..

You know Ross and Brand..
Can be kinda cool..
But they ran a fine line and now look like tools..
They were just doing things some radio people do..
The beeb trying to find out what the f*** they've been upto..

Saying why were you suspended late last night..?
I saw two emptied desks in your studio, right..?
Did you get the sack, resign..?
Can you shed some light..?

Can you fill me in..?

Calls deleted at Sach's home..
Four poofs and a Piano have got to mosey on..
Maybe ITV will get on the phone..?

Can you fill me in..?

Ok, so the joke was near, it's all coming out..
This joke is really comin' right around..
So another knock on the door..
P45 in hand, brand's eyes looking sore..
Better jump in the dole queue..
Squeezin' in where nobody saw..

Oh this **** they're in..
They got sacked sacked sacked to the rhythm..
Woke up in the early morning..
That park bench they'd better be leavin'..
Sell off your stuff guys it's gonna get cold..
Cos no-one's gonna hire you until you're too f***in' old..

You know Ross and Brand..
What a pair of tools..
One crass phone gag and now they look like fools..
Now they won't be doing things that some radio people do..
Just sleeping at the bus-stop living on tesco value..

Saying why can't you have a career no more..?
Still, at least it's not as bad as what happened to Barrymore..
Ross' family's gone, Brand's ass a little bit sore..

Can you fill me in..?

Desperate for a job let's try pornography..
Give us a trial and let's wait and see..
Sorry guys, you're overhyped and cum too early..

Can you fill me in..?

 

[Fa'atau82]

I thought it was funny. I suppose most of you don't know this song?

 

[gingergenius]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fa'atau82 @ Nov 1 2008, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I thought it was funny. I suppose most of you don't know this song?[/b]

I thought it was funny.

 

[Fa'atau82]

In about a week, someone will find this funny. Like my sig!