Alo Alo

[Cave Dweller]

Hi, my name is none of your business and I am an alcoholic.
Hardest step my ass! I am a rugby, football and dwarf tossing fanatic. I am growing a moustache for movember on my balls to hide the fact I have prostate and testicular cancer. Please donate me money so I can buy very tolerant hookers.

 

[lucky number 7]

 

[dullonien]

I concur.

 

[Cave Dweller]

I know you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I really meant to say.