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THE CHIROPRACTOR101
Guest
(intro)
yo yo..why all these wiggaz front mayn?...
i needa settle this mayn..drop da beat yo...
:bana:
verse 1:
yo check it...
this rap onslaught is aimed at tha 6nations..ya wit me?
coz there skills are half fake and half **** like jonah lomus kidneys
who these clowns trying to impress,they all liers
coz ab's killed france and italy...and look what they did to tha lions...
british lions came to new zealand with a few million players
and we beat they ass with a bunch of pacific island overstayers
tana slam dunked o'driscoll thru tha grass,almost broke his neck
2months later,starts crying "i wanna apology or im not gonna b his fwend"
fair nuff...you got dumped "accidently"...one would think
coz this is a rugby game ya dork..its not "tidley winks"..
enuff of the irish...i watch as they play tha ab's..see how tha game goes?..
still trynna search for that gold on tha otha side of tha rainbow..hahhaa
i wont dwell too much on the welsh..coz i like tha 'graham henry' sort
sure maa nonu wears makeup..but tha english selected henry paul?...bwhahahha
that punk wouldnt cut it in 3rd division rugby down here
all that time spent playin league in england..hangin around queers
nuff of that..blah blah england are world cup champions,we aint failures
look at history northerners..we have a won it so has sth africa and australia
trinations are superior..just check out tha stats and tha figures
while tha scots drop there quilts and reveal there pink nickers
i aint forget about you guys..your just tha worst
you had appeal back then..but not now...just like fred durst..(hahaha wigga)
and i feel sorry for italy..they just lack any ability..
infact i think atheletically mini-me has more agility
as for france...i seem to remember one beautiful november
where we turned ya tight 5 into an old scrum machine and burnt it to embers
if the french rugby team had a board meeting..and quiting was tha agenda
then ya whole tight five would be first class members...hahahahha
now since 2003 tha scheme has changed quite drastically
new coaches for tah abs,new mindframe..tha makings of a classic team
tha lions failed,france failed...england,scotland..ireland couldnt push there luck
sure at previous world cups we choked,i guarentee in 07 everyone else will suck
ya know who owns europe now..and this is thats teams anthem
we beaten all of ya..so logically..new zealand are tha 6nations champions
yeh dats right dawg...WHUT?....WESTERN SIIIDDDEEE!!!
(outro)..(mack 10 and uzis spraying...european accents are heard mumbling)
- the end
by tha CHIRO 'RAPTOR
from tha idiotically acclaimed rap song..."swing low...sweet lawn mower"
___________________________________
ahem.....i have a good point ya know....anyone wants to challenge my theory on new zealand and there champion status over europe..please feel free to conversate with me and my intellllectuallite mindless..uhh..brain thing
now everyone...dance with kaftka
:bana:
yo yo..why all these wiggaz front mayn?...
i needa settle this mayn..drop da beat yo...
:bana:
verse 1:
yo check it...
this rap onslaught is aimed at tha 6nations..ya wit me?
coz there skills are half fake and half **** like jonah lomus kidneys
who these clowns trying to impress,they all liers
coz ab's killed france and italy...and look what they did to tha lions...
british lions came to new zealand with a few million players
and we beat they ass with a bunch of pacific island overstayers
tana slam dunked o'driscoll thru tha grass,almost broke his neck
2months later,starts crying "i wanna apology or im not gonna b his fwend"
fair nuff...you got dumped "accidently"...one would think
coz this is a rugby game ya dork..its not "tidley winks"..
enuff of the irish...i watch as they play tha ab's..see how tha game goes?..
still trynna search for that gold on tha otha side of tha rainbow..hahhaa
i wont dwell too much on the welsh..coz i like tha 'graham henry' sort
sure maa nonu wears makeup..but tha english selected henry paul?...bwhahahha
that punk wouldnt cut it in 3rd division rugby down here
all that time spent playin league in england..hangin around queers
nuff of that..blah blah england are world cup champions,we aint failures
look at history northerners..we have a won it so has sth africa and australia
trinations are superior..just check out tha stats and tha figures
while tha scots drop there quilts and reveal there pink nickers
i aint forget about you guys..your just tha worst
you had appeal back then..but not now...just like fred durst..(hahaha wigga)
and i feel sorry for italy..they just lack any ability..
infact i think atheletically mini-me has more agility
as for france...i seem to remember one beautiful november
where we turned ya tight 5 into an old scrum machine and burnt it to embers
if the french rugby team had a board meeting..and quiting was tha agenda
then ya whole tight five would be first class members...hahahahha
now since 2003 tha scheme has changed quite drastically
new coaches for tah abs,new mindframe..tha makings of a classic team
tha lions failed,france failed...england,scotland..ireland couldnt push there luck
sure at previous world cups we choked,i guarentee in 07 everyone else will suck
ya know who owns europe now..and this is thats teams anthem
we beaten all of ya..so logically..new zealand are tha 6nations champions
yeh dats right dawg...WHUT?....WESTERN SIIIDDDEEE!!!
(outro)..(mack 10 and uzis spraying...european accents are heard mumbling)
- the end
by tha CHIRO 'RAPTOR
from tha idiotically acclaimed rap song..."swing low...sweet lawn mower"
___________________________________
ahem.....i have a good point ya know....anyone wants to challenge my theory on new zealand and there champion status over europe..please feel free to conversate with me and my intellllectuallite mindless..uhh..brain thing
now everyone...dance with kaftka
:bana:
...well it makes perfect sense
